I, Madman

A woman reads some horror novels that she finds in her bookstore and soon the madman in her stories comes to life and kills people she knows. The story is kinda slow going at first and it takes a while to figure out what the hell was going on. The gore was cool, but it doesn't make up for the sluggish storyline. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Virginia:Likes to read horror novels about lunatics until one comes to life and stalks her.
• Richard: Virginia's cop boyfriend who has a hard time dealing with the fictional character being the lead suspect in a murder investigation.
• Malcolm Brand: The author of the horror novels, and the madman himself. Explodes into a pile of paper.
• Mona: Virginia's friend and co-worker. She's very moody. Sliced up for her lips.
• Colette: Actress rival who is killed for her red hair.
• Lenny: Friend of Virginia's, who is sliced up for his nose.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A needle, a razor, a gun, a canister, an glass.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Self-mutilation is a symbol for love.
• Redheads have black blood.
• He's going Reservoir Dogs on his ass!