Infested

After a funeral, the friends of the deseased, gather at the wake for dancing and sex. Yeah I don't get that one either. But during the fun, brain-eating flys swarm the guests and possess them. A pretty cheesy bug movie with a little bad acting and lack of plot. There was a nice gore scene or two especailly with the 'leg operation' part. The characters seemed pretty unlikeable for the most part, but I guess that makes their deaths a little more fun. Overall, 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Jesse: Girlfriend of the deceased. Has to put up with her boyfriends ex-yuppie friends at the funeral and wake. Oh, plug bugs are taking people over and eating thier brains.
• Eric: Conspiracy nut who also sells ecstasy on the side. Believe it or not, this is the closest thing we get to a male lead. Eventually stabbed with a fire poker.
• Steven: The dead man at the funeral who ends up being a little less dead than most people planned. Ends up controling the bugs and is therefore the Lord of the flies. Ha ha. Sorry, cou;dn't resist.
• Ellen: Relatively hot chick who somehow gets possessed by the bugs.
• Mindy: Sluty friend of the bunch who the men find irresistable for some reason. First one to be INFESTED!
• Warren: Plays a doctor on tv and gets his leg ripped pretty good. Guess what? The leg gets INFESTED!
• Elliot: TV reporter friend of the group who makes a run to get his cell phone out of his car. He gets the phone, but he also gets... INFESTED!
• Carl: Married friend who decides to cheat on his wife with Mindy. Goes to get some. He got some all right... some INFESTED!
• Robin: Carls wife who gets a mouthful of bugs and is therefore grossed out. Grossed out becasue she's INFESTED!
• Bob: Ellen's stuck up paranoid ashole husband who gets attacked by bugs and gets... well you know...

The Totals

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: A tire iron, torches, fire, bug spray, a shovel, and a lamp.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Bug zombies danceing to Da Da Da: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• This is one happenin funeral!
• People who dance to Da Da da really do deserve to die.
• Cardboard boxes are more bugproof than one might think!
• When being attacked by an invasion of brain eating insects, you might not want to stop to persue your love intrest.