I, Zombie

This is the first movie that I've seen from Fangoria. I have to say I expected more. The gore and make up was good, but the story dragged on a bit. The entire movie was about a man transforming into a zombie, and the changes that happen to him physically and mentally. I don't undersand why they showed the same dream sequence twice in a row. It was kind of weird. I really don't see the point. This movie had one of the most disturbing scenes I've ever seen in a zombie movie. Mark was really starting to fall apart in every way possible, and he decided it was a good time to relieve some tension, so he pulled out a picture of his girlfriend and started whacking off. You think that's bad? Well, his dick fell off in the process, and he held it up to the camera as he screamed in horror! I had a hard time deciding wether or not I like this movie, but that last scene kind of nudged it over the boarder. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Mark: Student who gets bitten by a zombie while gathering research. Slowly, and I mean SLOWLY becomes a zombie.
• Sarah: Mark's gal. Kinda cute in that British kind of way.
• David: Moves in on Sarah after Mark disappears.
• The rest of the characters in the movie don't have names, and are only in one scene. Most are chomped.

The Totals

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: Ether, and a bottle.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Zombie Convulsions: 7

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Zombies like to masterbate.
• Zombie's can't dance very well.
• Oh, good. The camera is tilting away. Wait... a mirror! NOOOO!
• Just DIE already!