Jack Frost
Jack Frost
If you're looking for the Michael Keaton movie, you're in the wrong place. In this movie, the snowman kills people in very intersting ways. Most people didn't like this movie, but I dug it. I tink most people try to take it too seriously, but I think that it's suppose to be just as funny as it is scary, and I think they got the funny part right. It had the right combination of corny lines, and funny deaths. it also had some pretty cool camera angles. Plus you get to see Shannon Elizabeth's ass. I give this film a 4 out of 5.
Characters
- Sam: Sheriff of the town. The one who caught Jack Frost the first time.
- Jack Frost: A serial Killer who was in a chemical accident on his way to prison. Genetically bindd with snow. Can melt and re-freeze at command. Warped sense of humor.
- Ann: Sam's wife.
- Ryan: Sam's son, and asspiring chef. Just don't put anymore anti-freeze in the food.
- Jill: Shannon Elizabeth! Carrot to the..er.. she'd dead.
- Billy: Jills brother. Sled sliced off his head.
- Jake: Ax handle down the throat.
- Sally: Decorated like a Christmas try by Jack. Complete with lights around the throat, and broken ornaments to the face.
- Tommy: Jill's boyfriend, so to speak. Ice-cycle to the head.
- Paul: tommy's dad. Runs the store.
- Marla: Cop
- Joe: Cop
- Chris: Cop. Ran over with his own car by Jack.
- Stone: Scientist guy: Dead.
- Agent manners: Asshole. Chomped on by Jack.
- Doc Peters: old Doctor guy.
- Old Man Harper: Neck snaped.
The Totals
- Body Count: 11
- Weapons used: a boot, a sled, x-mas decorations, a car, ice-cycles, a corrot, hair dryers, oatmeal, and anti-freeze.
- Random Breast Shot: 0
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
- Ominous thunderstorms: 0 Do snow storms count?
- Explosions: 1
Random Thoughts
- I'm digging this creepy x-mas music!
- He can drive?
- Favorite quote: "Look ma, I'm a Picaso!" - Jack.
- Did anyone notice that guy in the orange hat with the marshmellows on a stick that seems to just randomly roam around? Weird....