Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman

This movie would have been salvageable if it wouldn't have been so long. They could have cut 30 minuets out and still accomplished what they did. Plus, they didn't kill the really annoying people! This was straight-to-video and it showed in the special effects, and some of the shots looked very amature. Sadly, the funniest part of the movie was in the credits with the Japanesse boat with the bad dubbing. Jackzilla! N-e-way, 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Jack Frost: Killer snowman looking to even the score with the people that killed him.
• Sam: Sheriff from the last movie that finished the snowman off.
• Agent Manners: The former FBI guy from the first movie. Chomped.
• The Colonel: The man in charge of the tropical island resort. Really dresses like a colonel. Chomped.
• Captain Fun: Really annoying guy in charge of the activities on the island. Ice cycle to the eye.
• Anne: Sam's wife. Takes charge after Sam loses it.
• Bobby: Bartender and the only sane man on the island. killed.
• Marla &Joe: Two idiots from the first one who are now engaged. So so so so so so so so needed to die.... but didn't.
• Rose, Ashley and Paisley: Three air-heads on vacation. Killed.
• Sara and Gregg: Photographer and model. Killed.

The Totals

• Body Count: 22
• Weapons Used: A carrot, ice, a tong, a giant ice anvel, an oar, anti freeze, pans, a vacuume, bananas and an arrow.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1 exploding snowman and 11 exploding snowballs.

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Guys in hard hats hang out in pyschiatrist offices.
• Coffee contradicts antifreeze.
• Carrots can talk.
• Honeymoon sweets come with 2 twin size beds.
• Waterguns have layser sights on them.
• Mutant snowballs just wanna have fun.