Jason X

I really wanted to love this movie, but it was really hard. My biggest problem was the mood that was set. I know it's Jason In Space, but I was still hoping for a dark atmoshere, rather than one huge joke. I seriously found this movie to be more of a comedy rather than horror. I really dug the beginning and the scene with Jason in the virtual reality room. For most of the movie, they copped-out on all potential gore scenes, like when one of the characters got sucked into space. Nothing! Even with all of this, the movie was pretty entertaining, and worth a watch. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jason Voorhees: Frozzen for over 400 years and is unthawed to slice and dice again. Later turns into a deadlier Uber-Jason with body armor.
• Rowan: Doctor chic who was frozzen with Jason while trapping him. Continues to be chased by Jason.
• Tsunaron: Wierd guy who makes out with robots. But I guess he's the male lead...
• Kay-Em 14: Tsunaron's chic android. She kicks Jason's ass all over spce! So sad....
• Sgt. Brodski: The only really cool character in the film. Sacrifices himself to take Jason out.
• Janessa: Space slut. Sucked out into space.
• Waylander: Uh... the other black guy. Blows himself up while trying to kill Jason.
• Professor Lowe: Slimey teacher. He had plans on selling Jason. Decapitated.
• Kinsa: Airhead tart who whines a lot. Trys to fly away while her craft was still attached to another ship.
• Fat Lou: Piolet who weres a red cowboy hat. Is ripped apart.
• Adrienne: Med student who pulls Jason's eye out. Bad bad bad move! Face frozzen and shattered.
• Azrael: Wimpy clutz. Spine broken.
• Crutch: Engineer guy. Electrocuted.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 23
• Weapons Used: Guns, a chain, a pole, a machete, liquid nitrogen, a super-machete, a wall, a giant drill, a giant hook, a spike, explosions, suction, and a tree.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 6
• Doors destoyed: 5
• Decapitations: 4

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Never call Jason ugly.
• Machetes can cut through very thick steel.
• An entire room can be cryogenically frozen for over 400 years with no power sourse.
• Cowboys hats will survive another 400 years.
• In the future, all women are sluts, or at least dress like it.
• Earth 2? I remember that show!
• Why would a feild trip need a security team?
• They just don't make giant floating cities like they use to.
• If Jason actually ran, these people would all be screwed.
• Jason is sentimantal.
• Jason killed by an android? I think not!
• Never mess with a guy dresed like a Power Ranger.