Jeepers Creepers 2
A bus load of idiot teens gets stranded in the middle of nowhere and some get eaten by the Creeper. There are two different types of people. The first type hated the first movie. These people might actually like this sequel. Then there are people like me who loved the first one. I hated it. They seemed like two different types of horror all together. The first one had a more dire feel to it. The Creeper seemed unstoppable and there was a darker tone to it. In this one, the unlikeable characters kicked it's ass. And with a javelin and a post hole digger no less! Plus the annoying fact that many of the characters (some even namesless) managed to live. Add that onto the lack of lead character, lack of plot, gore and t&a, and you have one boreing movie. 1.5 out of 5.
Characters
- Jack: Father who watches the Creeper fly away with his child, and vows revenge. Hunts the Creeper with a post hole digger. I kid you not.
- Minxie: Cheerleader chick who falls asleep on the bus and dreams about the Creeper and his victims. In other words, she's the answer to the plot hole.
- Scott: A real self centered prick who quickly becomes unpopulare amoungst his classmates before being carried away by the Creeper. Presumed dead.
- Izzy: The school reporter, who may be gay. The joke was 'Izzy gay,' or 'Izzn't he.' The real question should be 'Izzy dead?' Disappears after an expostion and presumed dead.
- Double D: Another basketball player who is being hunted. Survives despite the odds.
- Chelsea: Scott's woman, and he sooo doesn't deserve her.
- Bucky: The Team Manager. That means he's the towel boy. Also somehow manages to live.
- Rhonda: The black chick on the cheerleading squad. Normally that would mean she would be dead two times over, but not in this movie!
- Betty: The bus driver who gets carried off by the Creeper. Presumed dead.
- Jake: One of the nicer jocks who gets a home made throwing star to the head.
- Dante: Another basketball player. Head eaten.
- Coach Charlie & Coach Dwayne: Both carried off quickly and presumed dead.
- The Creeper: Returns to eat before he has to hidernate.
The Totals
- Body Count: 11, plus a lot of 'missing' teens.
- Weapons Used: A javelin, homemade throwing stars, a post hole digger and harpoons, a flaregun, and a knife.
- Breast Shots: 0
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
- Thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 1
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- Basketball players deserve to die.
- Cheerleading squads only have three members.
- When hunting an unkillable demon, use a post hole digger.
- Towel boys are hard to kill.
- The Creeper likes to pretend he's Batman.
- Maybe the Creeper just has really bad road rage?