Killer Instinct

A group of horny teend are locked in a house with cameras overnight Halloween Resurrection style, and soon they start popping up dead. By looking at the cover to the movie I rolled my eyes. It looked like yet another one of those teenie booper slasher flicks. And to some degree, that's right. I wasn't expecting much, so it surpassed my expectations. Rhere was decent gore, and oddball characters. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Wendy: The chick that doesn't want to go into the creepy house from the start. Ironic enough, she ends up being the killer.
• Sarah Fairchild: Older lady who is investigating a mystery surrounding an old mansion. She likes to chew on her pen.
• Liz: Kinky chick that always carries a vibrator around... just in case I guess. Gets electrocuted towards the end.
• Susan: The cheerleader type who flips out and tries to kill the others. Set on fire.
• Tina: Jeff's woman... who gets stabbed by Susan.
• Riko: Gets a dart in the neck and drowned in some weird bubble bath... thing.
• Jeff:Dude who has a foot fetish and gets impaled by shardes of glass.
• Paul: Tries to escape the house through the air vent. Gets decapitated by a trap and his head rolls across the house. Nice.
• DJ: The black dude of the movie. Gets hit with a bat and bitten by a snake.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A knife, rope, a bat, glass, a snake, a dart, fire, and electricity.
• Breast Shots: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Candles give off florecent light.
• Cheerleaders explode when set on fire.
• Trying to escape through an air vent never ends well.