Killjoy

A young man is killed by a gang and soon a killer clown shows up and kills everyone associted with the murder. Imagine 'It' meets 'Leprechaun in the Hood.' This movi was kinda disappointing. I knew it wasn't going to be great, but I at least expected it to be amusing. The acting was terrible, and the characters were just annoying. Go ahead and skip this one. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Monique: The heroine of the film who has a love connection to the guy who summoned Killjoy.
• Michael: Dude who gets killed by a gang early on. he also dabbled in black magic and summoned a toy clown assassin named Killjoy to avenge his death.
• Killjoy: Killer clown that rides around in an ice cream truck and reminds me of Krusty the Clown for the Simpsons.
• Lorenzo: Leader of the gang who shoots a dozen bullets into Killjoy. Then that damn clown spit them bcak into him!
• Jamal: Monique's new love interest who... well... I guess has a nice shirt.
• Jade: Seemingly pointless charater who is in serious need of acting classes.

My Favorite Soft Drinks

• Body Count: 4
• Weapons Used: A gun, an ice cream truck, and a knife.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• People smoked like a blunt: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Clowns drive ice cream trucks.
• Never buy drugs from an ice cream truck.
• The back of an ice cream truck is really huge.
• If you're gonna kill someone make sure they don't dabble in black magic first.