Legion of the Dead

Two friends are traveling across the counrty to meet a friend. Along the way a lot of weird shit happens. I loved the first half of the movie, but it went WAY down hill after that. In the first half, they made interesting and fun characters to follow, and in the secoind half, they kinda just went away in a half ass ending. It's almost like they went for a From Dusk Till Dawn type of atmoshere, but failed misserably. I mean it was really bad. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• William: Traveling across the country to meet up with a friend. Has the strangest road trip ever.
• Luke: William's stoner friend who is hard to have a conversation with.
• Geena: SOme sort of barmaid/demon who William falls for. I'm still not sure what that was all about.
• Togaio: A blond guy who appears to be the devil or something and is recruiting an army of demons.
• Joe: William's cousin. The kind of guy that doens't speak much and wears a duster. The coolest character in the whole friggin movie.
• Psycho Mike: Serial killer who kills hitchhikers, and tries to kill William and Luck. Shot.
• Jeff: An agent of Togaio's who goes around in a suit and kills people to join the army of demons.
• Nicolas: Jeff's brother, who is the most accident pron man in the world. Also an agent.

The Totals

• Body Count: I give up. Not becaue I can't count them, but because it's so stupid! But if you really want a count, I counted 17.
• Weapons Used: A knife, a car, and lots of guns.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 4

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Stoners can not follow conversations well.
• Reason #112 for not hitchhiking: The guy that picks you up might handcuff you to the car and have seizures as he drives down the road.
• Nothing like a good old fashion demon shoot-out at the bar!