Leprechaun 3

Well, it's not the worst movie in the series... that's good, right? I mean at least he's not rapping in this one. It took way too long to kill that stupid pawn shop owner in the beginning. At one point, the Lep's blood got mixed into a wound on Scott, and he started to become a Leprechaun himself. If they wan'ted two leprechauns, then they should have just brought in a second one. it would have made more a much more intresting story. In the last movie, when someone made a wish, something bad happened. But in this one, the wishes were ranted accordingly. Weird. Or when Loretta wished to be 20 years younger, all that changed was her hair and dress. Otherwise she lookedthe same. The character development wasn't bad though. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Scott: A younge man on his way to college. He detours to Las vegas. Kind of stupid. Starts to become a Leprechaun.
• Tammy: A magician's assistant. Aspires to be a magician herself one day.
• Fazio: A cheesy magician. Sawed in half with a chainsaw.
• Loretta: Works at a table at the casino. Her lips, butt and breasts explode.
• Mitch: Casino owner. Electrocuted by a prostitute robot.
• Art: A loanshark. Perfers boxers. Beaten to death.
• Tony: Arts muscle. Perfers jokies. Eye goudged out.
• Gupta: Pawn shop owner. Strangled by the Leprechaun.
• Lucky: Pawns the Lep off in the beginning.

The Totals

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A club, an arrow, a gun, a necklase, a bat, a telephone, a knife, gravity, a crate, an axe, surgeon tools, a chiansaw, and a flame thrower.
• Random Breast Shot: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• When hitchiking, stand in the middle of heavy traffic.
• It's taking entirely too long to kill this pawn shop owner.
• Elvis meets The Leprechaun!
• Oh, Lord, now theres 2 leprechauns spouting off rhymes.
• Wouldn't a naked woman crawling from out of your TV seem strange?
• Computer games are the #1 source for Leprechaun information.
• Hospitals in Vegas have slot machines.