Leprechaun 4: In Space

Hold on! Reserve you judgement until I give you my story. You can't rent Leprechaun in Space and expect some great hooror action or suspence. Or even a good story, acting or effects for that matter. What you can expect is stupid puns and jokes, and to laugh. thats what we get from this flick. It wasn't scary at all, and if they didn't throw that random breast shot in there, it would definatly be PG-13 material. The Leprechaun got his punch lines is, raise some hell, killed some idiots, and died. Pretty typical. Rent this one if you plan to get drunk or high, or whatever. It'll be perfect. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• The Leprechaun: Funny little guy after his bride and gold.
• Sergent Brooks Malloy: The 'I'm more than just a soildier type.
• Dr, Tina Reeves: Scientist gal.
• Sergent Head Hooker: Leader who's head is made of metal. Fried
• Sticks: Who says the black guy always dies first? he survives the whole movie!
• Delores: Falls from a railing.
• Harold: Nerdy lab guy. Head smashed like a pancake.
• Princess Zarina: Kidnapped Princess. Snobby.
• Dr. Mittenhand: Genius scientist of sorts. Turns into a mutant spider-thing.
• Danny: Coward. Smashed buy a huge metal box.
• Mooch: Eaten by flesh-eating virus.
• Kowalski: The Leprechaun jumps from out of his penis. Really, he does!
• Lucky: Dies first from being chopped up by a light saver. Not so 'lucky

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons used: A light saver, flesh-eating virus, a huge box, grvity, a flying pan, DNA, and space.
• Random Breast Shot: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• the Lerechaun's rhymes, and riddles are getting on my nerves.
• These guys are pretty terrible shots for being in the marines.
• Did the Leprechaun just pop out of his dick?
• Why is that guy dressed like a hooker?