Lovers Lane

The word that kept running through my head during this movie was 'unoriginal.' It appeared to be what you would get if you threw halloween, I know What You Did Last Summer, and Friday the 13th into a blender. Lovers Lane was your typical run of the mill generic straight to video horror movie. The death scenes were cland and uncreative, much like the characters. There was a story in the background, with a twist that's not even worth mentioning. I give Lovers Lane a 1 out of 5.

Characters

• Mandy: Mother killed when young.
• Michael: Father was killed while he was young.
• Penny: The principal. Also Michael's mother.
• Sheriff: Father of Mandy.
• Cathy: A friend of Michael's. Dead.
• Brad: A friend. Dead.
• Doug: Kind of the loser of the group. Dead.
• Chloe: Michaels' ex-girlfriend.
• Jannelle: Cheerleader friend. Dead.
• Tim: Cathy's boyfriend. Dead.
• Jack: Chloes father. Runs the institution where the killer was being held.
• The Hooker: Thats what I call him at least. His uncreative ass doesn't deserve a better name.

The Totals

• Body Count: 14
• Weapons Used: A hook, a knife, a golf club, gas, a car lighter, and a gun.
• Random Breast Shot: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death:
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• When greeting someone in their car, always slam your hand on their window.
• Wow! Now thats an aggressive woman!
• Opening a car door when your hand is a hook is hard.
• The killer's catch phrase is "Prison Food Suck?" Oh yeah, this ones gonna be a classic. He wasn't even in a prison.
• A knife wound to the leg is fatal.
• When theres a killer at large and you hear a strange noise, always investigate.