The Mangler 2
A rebelious teen downloads a virus that ends up taking control of the school and starts killing people. This movie was better than I thought it would be. It had decent characters, some cool kills, and a few funny moments. I guess my only real problem was I don't know how a computer can build itself into something that can go around kiling people, virus or not. N-e-way, this one isnm't all that bad. 3.5 out of 5.
Characters:
- Jo: Computer hacker and rebel goth girl. Downloads the Mangler virus as a form of vengence.
- Headmaster Bradeen: Lance Henriksen! Strick guy who gets turned into a cyborg that quotes the Spice Girls.
- Dan: Jo's man, and a nice guy in general. And of course that means he's toast. Gets electrocuted by a fence.
- Emily: Girl that dresses really sluty. Thank you. Drug off by wirse and presumes dead.
- Chef Boyardee: At least that's what everyone calls him. Funny forign chef guy that defies the odds and survives.
- Corey: Stoner guy who has a thing for Emily. Squished by bleechers.
- Will: The only black guy in the entire school, and he has a receeding hairline! Killed by water sprinklers.
- Paul: Jo's bodygaurd and father figure of sorts.
- Janitor Bob: Goofy guy who gets killed by a pair of roaming hedge trimmers.
- Mr. Newton: Jo's father who is never there for her.
The Totals:
- Body Count: 8
- Weapons Used: Hedge trimmers, a wheel chair escelator, a wheel chair, an axe, a frezzer, laundry detergent, a washing machine, a paper shredder, evil water sprinklers, bleechers, a book, a knife, and a fire extinguisher.
- Breast Shots: 0
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
- Ominous thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 0
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- Threatening computers makes you look crazy.
- The Periodic Table f Elements was created by aliens.
- Only this movie could turn loading a washing machine into a ten minuet job.
- Water sprinklers have boiling water in them.
- Cyborgs like to quote the Spice Girls.