Man's Best Friend

A local reporter acciently unleashes a genetically engineered killer dog with superior mental capacity loose on the city. She later finds the dog and adopts him until he starts freaking out and eats the mailman. A pretty typical horror style monsterous animal movie, but done in a clever way. The dog even pulled off a few 'holy shit' moments like when he climbed a tree to eat a cat. Plus the movie has Lance Henriksen in it, so you can't go wrong. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Lori: Reporter for the local news who accidently releases and experimental dog from a research lab. She later adopts him, until he starts tring to eat her boyfriend.
• Dr. Jarret: (Lance Henriksen) The chain smoking doctor who creates the killer dog and tries to recapture it. Gets electrocuted.
• Max: Killer dog genetically altered to be a super intelligent and a vicious monster all in one. Oh yeah, he pisses and vomits acid!
• Perry: Lori's boyfriend who doesn't care for dogs too much. Especially after one cuts his breaklines and spits acid on his face.
• Annie: Lori's camerawoman and friend, who also works at the news station.
• Detectives Bendetti & Kovacs: Both are on the missing killer dog case and both get munched on by Max.
• Rudy: Annoying neighborhood kid who hangs around the house a lot.
• Ray: Friend of Lori's who runs a junkyard and who accepts Max as a pet, but then beats him. Bad move buddy. Gets his dick bite off and presumed dead.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: Barrels, a newspaper, a dart, pepper spray, a shovel, a blow tourch, acidic pee, a bat and guns.
• Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explotions: 0
• Cats swallowed whole: 1
• Foul mouth parrots eaten: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Not only does this dog have lots of other animal instincts in him, but he's part Gacy too!
• Bad dog! BAD!
• Just when you thought it was safe to climb a tree....
• Never trust a doctor who chain smokes.