Massacre at Central High (1976)

A new kid at school decides to clean up the evil teens that are controling the rest of the students. After he gets rid of them he soon discovers that the victims soon become even worse than the ones who tormented them. I really dug this flick. It had a lot of interesting characters and in general just good writing and plot. It's not a slasher movie at all, rather more of a drama with a lot of deaths. The music is a little cheesy, but that's about the worse thing about it. 4 out of 5.

Characters

• David: New student at a high school who is adopted into the cool crowd. Quickly discovers that they are assholes who need to be taught a lesson. An extreme lesson!
• Mark: David's old friend who is part of the asshole's. But he's the nice asshole... I guess.
• Theresa: Mark's girl who developes a crush on David. Uh oh!
• Bruce: Leader of the cool crowd. David insures that he has a hangliding accident right into some power cables.
• Craig: ANother member of the cool group who is also a diver. He loves it so much he even dives into a pool with no water.
• Paul: The last member of the group who drives a pretty cool van. Well it was cool until it goes over the edge of a bluff with him in it.
• Spoony: Stoner kid who turns into an evil power hungry hippie when the top kids are killed. Dies in an avolanche while haveing a threesome with two girls. Hey, there are worse ways to go!
• Rodney: Drives a lemon and is picked on by the popular kids. Turns into an evil brat and dies in a car explosion.
• Mary& Jane: Two quiet girls that turn into bitchy hippie sluts and are killed in an avolanche.
• Arthur: Librarian for the school who turns into another power hungry teen and gets his ear friend by a modified hearing aide.
• Oscar: Chubby kid that always got picked on in gym class. Turns into the bully later on and killed in a locker explosion.

The Totals

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: A locker, books, towels, a door, a car, a hearing aide, and explosives.
• Breast Shots: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 6

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• A new reason to never go swimming at night.
• The bad news is you're getting killed by an avolanch. The good news is you're haveing a threesome with two chicks when it's happening!