May

A young woman, with a disturbing childhood, grows up to be a bit of a recluse. And after being mistreated by those she trusted, she decides to make herself a perfect friend out of other people's body parts. I was really shocked to find such a gem amoungst all the other straight to video crap that noramlly gets put out. The greatest thing about the movie was the acting. Angela Bettis played the lead of May, and did so very well. With every word she spoke and every little uncomforable gesture she made, she totally had me gripped with her creepy character. It took a while for the gore to begine, but once it did, it didn't stop until the end, and boy did it look good! Great story and character development also. 4.5 out of 5.

Characters

• May: Young woman who had an odd childhood because of a crazy mother and a lazy eye. Now she's just a freaky girl who doesn't know how to interact with people. Eventually decides to make her own friend out of other human body parts.
• Adam: Guy that May develops a serious crush on. He seems like a honstly nice guy who just gets a little freaked out by May's creepy behavior. She really likes his hands...
• PollyGirl who May works with who is a little freaky as well. She also ends up being a lesbian who has a cruch on May. May eally likes her neck...
• Ambrosia: Polly's other girlfriend who is a real bitch, but does have nice legs...
• Petey: Blind girl that May spends time with that reminds her of herself as a child.
• Blank: Some punky guy that May tried to be friends with. It didn't work out after he found a cat in the freezer. Needles to the head.

The Totals

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: An ashtray, scissors, needles and a scalple.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Blind kids fumbling in broken glass: 7

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Three legged dogs don't like to play fetch.
• Tug of war with blind kids!
• You shouldn't leave dead cats in your freezer just in case one of you guest needs ice for his nipples.