Milo
A group of childhood friends are being killed off by a kid from their own childhoods. This movie had kind of a slow start, and kind of dull death scenes. There were a few interesting characters, but they didn't help it out much. I get really sick of seeing the main charater being set up to look crazy and guilty to the cops. If little killer kids really freak you out then pick this one up. If not, then skip. 2 out of 5.
Characters:
- Claire: Teacher who has a traumatic experience with her girlfriends as a child. Now her friends are being killed off.
- Kelso: Funny old jainitor dude who helps Claire. Gets stabbed a bunch and presumed dead.
- Milo: Killer kid who through the wonders of science has stayed a child for decades. Kills off his old playmates to make them his dead brides. CREEPY!
- Marian: Claire's friend who has a no tolerance attitude.
- Dr. Matthew Jeeder: Abortionist who has kept his killer son Milo alive. Killed by Milo. He's soooo gonna get grounded.
- Evan: Another little boy Milo is useing to freak our Claire.
- Abigail: Claire's friend that gets slashed early on.
The Totals:
- Body Count: 7
- Weapons Used: A scalple, a needle, water, a cane, and a 2x4.
- Breast Shots: 0
- Moments where a character is myseriously unable to run from certain death: 1
- Thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 0
Random Thoughts and Things Learned:
- Beware of children who dress like the Unibomber.
- Little undead children don't understand monogymy.
- Favorite Quote:
