The Monster Squad

A classic movie! I must have watched this one a dozen times when I was a kid. The story is about Dracula and 4 other 'classic' monsters invading a small town. A small group of kids discover their plans and forms the Monster Squad to fight them. It doesn't measure up to modern day movies, but it's pretty damn cool anyway. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Sean: Kid who loves monsters and forms his own monster club.
• Patrick: Sean's friend. Helps form the Monster Squad to fight the monsters.
• Dracula: Puts together a group of monsters to... take over the world?
• Frankenstein's Monster: A body with a heart of gold. Helps the Monster Squad fight Dracula. Sucked into the portal.
• Wolfman, The Mummy, and The Fishmonster Thing: Three more monsters in Dracula's posse. They are either shot or unraveled in the end.
• Horace: The fat kid in the group. But his name is Horace.
• Rudy: The tough kid in the group. Isn't he a little younge to be smoking?
• Phoebe: Little girl who opes the portal to send the monsters to another universe.
• Eugene: Little guy who calls the amry for back-up by useing crayons and paper.
• Scary German Guy: Old dude who helps the kids.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 17, counting a few people who were sucked into the portal.
• Weapons Used: Steaks, guns, pizza, arrows, TNT, and a bat.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 3
• Explosions: 3
• Times Rudy spits: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Dracula can throw a mean punch.
• Police officers are allowed to bully security gaurds.
• You can make ammo in shop class.
• Wolfmen have "nards."
• Lamp posts are not attached to anything.
• The army responds to distress calls writin in crayon.