Mosquito

A space ship (or something) crashes in a swamp and mutates the local mosquitos there. The huge-ass bugs then start feeding on the local campers, who have IQs smaller than their shoe size. The writing and acting was very very bad. This movie was watchable, but barely. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Meg: Animal expert of sorts. The kind of girl that always want to bring dead things along with her.
• Ray: Meg's idiot boyfriend. He's also a terrible actor.
• Hendricks: Goofy ranger guy that whines a lot, and is presumed dead.
• Parks: A meteorologist. A REAL one too! Proves that a refrigerator can be used as a bomb shelter.
• Earl: Bank robber that looks like Gerry Garcia. Goes loco on the mosquitos,Texas chainsaw massacre style and gets blown up.
• Junior: Earl's brother. Gets sucked.
• Rex: Another idiot bank robber who has the wose haircut I've ever seen. Shot in the back.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 10, plus a massacre.
• Weapons Used: A car, an oar, an axe, shirts, fire, a stove, and a chainsaw.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Exploding mosquitos: 7

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Isn't this how 'Superman' started?
• Stupid people should not cut their own hair or be given guns.
• Where in the hell did that toilet come from?
• It's a good thing there's a sewer system in the middle of the woods.
• A single t-shirt can burn for hours.
• Refrigerators can be used as a bomb shelter.