Motel Hell

A local farmer who also runs a hotel starts planting stranded motorists into the ground and harvesting them for food. Not only does he bury them up to their necks, but he also cuts part of their throats so all they can do is growl. This movie was interesting, but also slow moving at the same time. If you like the whole freak family cannibalism scene, check it out. If you need more gore or a steady body count then skip it. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Vincent: F farmer/motel owner who buries his guest's all the way to their necks, and then harvests them for meat. He also wears a pig head. Yeah, this is one sick bastard. Chainsawed to death.
• Sheriff Bruce: Related to the motel owners in some way. He ends up being a good guy.
• Ida: Demented wife of Vincent's. She gets attacked by the zombies (are they zombies?) and buried head down in the garden.
• Terry: Chick who gets stranded at the motel and the family takes her in. Boy is she in for a surprise!
• Bob: Works for the state or something. Suspects something suspicious on the farm and gets buried.
• Other Various Characters: Including a rock band, a motorcyclist, and random motorists who end up being planted in 'the garden.'

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: Rope, tractor, chainsaw, knife, and a pig's head.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Well, at least they found a place to 'crash.'
• Dog meat is stringy.
• Masoc·ists are really easy to kill.
• Tractors are also used as spaceships.
• Why walk when you can slide on a meat hook?!