Mother's Day

A trio of friends go on their yearly vacation together, only to be kidnapped by rednecks and forced to act out skits for their mother. For the most part this was a creative movie. It kinda had a 'Last House on the Left' vibe to it. Decent amount of gore, and creative useage of weapons. I've seen a film fade to black, fade to white, and some even fade to red. However in this film, the sceens faded to yellow. Kinda odd. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Abbey Nice timid girl who goes a little psycho after being kidnapped and beaten by rednecks.
• Trina: Rich and slightly snobby chic. Also goes psycho.
• Jackie: Gets pushed around by guys a lot. Things don't get any better as she gets kidnapped and rapped by rednecks. Bleeds to death.
• Mother: Old lady that lives in a shack with her two sons. Trains them to fight and kill. My mom taught me how to make brownies.
• Ike: Deranged redneck with really bad teeth. Forsed to eat Drain-o, and smashed over the head with a TV.
• Addley: The younger son, who gets stabbed with needles.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A machete, a rope, a tree branch, a hammer, socks, a needle, drain-o, a tv, an electric knife, and plastic.
• Breast Shots: 1/2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Scenes of a naked man doing push-ups: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Slide shows are really dull if you don't know the people in them.
• Marshmellows are amazing when you're stoned.
• Fish are terrifing.
• Kidnapping some is no excuse for not wiping you feet on the mat.
• Severed heads make poor birds.
• Is this the inbreed redneck version of the 'Rocky' training sceen?