Nightmare Sisters (1987)
A trio of ugly girls gets suddenly transormed into beautiful sex godesses. They then turn into monsters and try to turn their boyfriends into piles of ashes. Yeah, I've been in that position a time or two myself. Ha ha... ha. Well, this was a pretty funny movie, even with the slow body count and little gore. 3.5 out of 5.
Characters
- Melody: Scrawny buck-toothed girl who can't sing or play the piano very well. I had to find this out the hard way.
- Marci: Nerdy girl who collects antiquesand likes to show her family album to people.
- Mickey: A slightly chubby girl who likes eating a lot.
- Kevin: A physics major (that's strike one) who is extremely shy around women, especially whne they try to burn him into a pile of ashes.
- Freddy: Bad dresser who just happenes to carry a pocket knife in his boxer shorts. Convenient...
- Duane: Sarcastic scrawny friend. Man I wanted to punch this guy a time or two.
- Phil: Leader of the evil frat guys. They kind of guy who wears a sweater tied around his neck. BOOOOO! Turned into ashes.
- J.J.: The first of the evil frat boys to get ashed.
- Bud: Another frat guy. Ashed.
- Exorcist Perrin: They guy who performed the Exorsism that the movie 'The Exorisist' was based on. He's still a little pissed he didn't gewt any of the credit for it. Anyway, he is the one the boys called to help the possessed girls.
- Omar: Fortune teller who gets his head ripped off early on and is now an evil spirit who possesses girls to bit guys dicks off to turn them into piles of ashes. Follow that? Don't worry, I still don't and I watched the movie!
The Totals
- Body Count: 4
- Weapons Used: A whip and a bag of herbs.
- Breast Shots: 1
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
- Thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 0
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- In some area's sex is refered to as 'washing your hog.'
- There are such things as six foot tall lava lamps.
- Never trust a floating severed head inside a crystal ball.
- Breasts make squeaky noises when rubbed.
- Exorsists are in the yellow pages.
