Night of the Demons 2

Fencing nuns, holy water ballons, and naughty Catholic school girls! This movie has it all! I actually attended a Catholic school, so I'm going to lay off the Catholic jokes. Sorry. Anyway, part 2 was a pretty good flick. It's been years scince I've seen it, so I forgot how entertaining it was. There was pleny of story, gore, and and dead bodies to go around. If you were a fan of the first one, then you should pick this one up. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Angela: Demon girl from the original. Really needs an orthodontist.
• Bibi: The nice girl of the group, and therefore the heroine.
• Mouse: Angela's sister. Really shy girl. Gets picked on a lot.
• Shirley: The bas girl. She can catch a basketball between her legs!
• Sister Gloria: Armed with a yard stick, she's the terror of the school. Actually, she's pretty nice compared to the nuns I had in school.
• Johnny: Hero by default, becasue almost everyone else dies. I think he's supose to be a kickboxer or something, but he sucks at it.
• Kurt: AKA King Snake. Kind of stupid. Decapitated.
• Rick: Shirley's guy. Killed by Shirley's breasts.
• Perry: Kinda has an unhealthy obcession in demonology. Killed.
• Z-boy: Reminds me of Paulie Shore if that tells you anything.
• Terri: One of Bibi's friends. Surprisingly survives, even after being possesed.
• Father Bob: Arrogant priest that refuses to believe that demon's exist. Stabbed to death.

The Totals

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A yard stick, possesed lipstick, a sword, evil breasts, holy water, waterguns, water ballons, a knife, and daylight.
• Random Breast Shot: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 3
• Explosions: 0
• Scenes With Fencing Nuns: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• If a strange woman dressed in black asks you if you want cake, say 'no.'
• Girls like to comb their hair totally nude in front of other girls.
• Lipstick has the ability to lock doors and rape women.
• Can't we get through one of these movies without Angela dancing?
• It's a good thing Sister Gloria keeps gallons of holy water on tap and water ballons with crosses on them, 'just in case.'
• Favorite Quote:
• Alright... enough 'head' puns.
• Nuns can retract their heads, just like turtles.