Night of the Zombies 2

Holy crap, they made a sequel to that movie?! How?! And more importantly, why?! Uhg. I really did watch this moivie with an open mind, but it's slow pace and stupid story just lost me. It's about a small group of people who travel into the mountains to find lost gas that can animate the dead. Over the past few decades, the gas has been keeping two small undead armys alive. It sounds like a cool movie, but take my word for it, it's not. Dull as hell. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Nick: Out on a mission to recover lost gas. He also smokes a pipe! Zombified I guess...
• Susan: Plays the standard annoying helpless woman in zombie movies. Presumed chomped.
• Dr. Clarence: Scientist out to help recover the gas. He's a zombie! AHHHH! Disintigrates.
• Police Capt. Fleck: For some reason he hangs out with the expedition a lot. Decapitated and ate.
• The Nazi Zombies: Undead soilders that still hang around the woods and have battles. Then eventually disintigrate.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 14
• Weapons Used: Guns, a knife, a mirror, a chair, and foam.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• The Pentegon has corner offices.
• Fat men have a low tolerance for pain.
• It's primative to rape women after dinner.
• Zombies smoke.
• Theres just something really wrong about zombies cracking jokes.
• Atomic bombs, disease, and armys can't stop zombies, yet foam can.