Night Terrors

A gilr and her family move to Egypt for a few months while the dad is on an assignment. During that time, the girl falls into a world of drugs, sex and horse races. This movie was disappointing for a number of reasons. Whe you see that it was directed by Tobe Hooper and stars Robert Englund, you expect it to be decent. But the story and charcters generaly sucked, and made for a very long movie. Maybe it was the naked man riding on a horse that killed it for me. No... it was just really bad. Don't listen to the Sirens singing for you to rent this movie because of the people who made it. Stay away! 1/2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Paul Chevaller: (Robert Englund) Freak guy who really needs to see a therapist. He's also into the S&M stuff I think. Dies at the end.
• Genie: Girl who travels with her father to some sort an archaeological dig. Gets caught up in the world of sex, drugs, and naked men riding around on horses.
• Sabina: Woman who befriends Genie and who is in general a bad influence. Stabbed and presumed dead.
• Mahmoud: Guy Genie falls for but ends up being in the cult as well. Stabbed.
• Dr. Matteson: Genie's dad who is a Christian archaeologist. I didn't even know there was such a thing. Decapitated and his head given to his daughter.
• Fatima: The maid of the family, who knows that freaky stuff is going down. Killed and her eyes are poked out.
• Beth: Genie's friend who is also in the area. Gets decapitated after wild party.
• Chuck: Beth's asshole boyfriend who likes to use his horn a lot.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A whip, a knife, an ice pick, a saw, and a trashcan.
• Breast Shots: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explotions: 0
• Snake-filled orgies: 1
• Flopping dick shots: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• No snakes or horses were raped in the making of this film.
• The main form of entertianment in the desert is horse raceing or joining a cult.
• Men should not ride horses naked.