One Hell of a Christmas (2002)

An inmate is released on Christmas Eve and he decides to turn over a new leaf and be the best dad he can be. Well things don't go as well as he'd like and he ends up dealing with a dead prostitute and killer stuffed animals all night. As entertaining as this all sounds, it's not. It's a decent movie if you like really wacked stuff. Fangoria produced this movie and like most of their others, this one left something to be desired. Great magazine, bad movies. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Carlitos: Man who get's released from prison on Christmas and want's another shot at being a dad. Instead gets attacked by a killed stuffed animal.
• Mike: Carl's best friend who is dateing his ex-wife. I smell trouble a brew'in here!
• Ibrahim: Drug dealer who get's decapitated by... something.
• Monica: Waitress/prostitute who gets killed while... serving Mike.
• Englishman: Fat man who finds rare things. and gets killed ratehr easily.

The Totals

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: Butcher knife and a gun.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Prostitutes have their own business cards.
• Don't you just hate it when someone just rips out your heart?
• Bad Wolfy! Bad!
• Kung fu prostitute!
• Who shot the sherrff?