Phantasm II

A great follow-up to the original. I really dug the flying balls and death scenes, and the super shotgun that Reggie made. The mood set by the ghost towns was really cool too. Is it just me, or is there something really funny about hooded midgets getting thrown around? Check this one out. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Mike: Put into a mental hospital after the events of the last movie. I guess it was all that talk about evil hooded midgets stealing corpses, huh?
• Reggie: The coolest ice cream truck driver I've ever seen. Kick's evil hooded midget ass!
• The Tall Man: Man, this guy sure holds a grudge! Likes to blow houses up and drives a herse.
• Liz: A girl that has a psychic connection with Mike.
• Alchemy: Hitchiker that Reggie has a crush on. This girl is a freak in bed! I guess at some point ib the movie she died, or she had some really bad dandruff.
• Father Meyers: Priest that tries to take the Tall Man down. Poor bastard. Killed by one of thos cool balls of death.
• Grandma:Turned into hooded midget.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: A shotgun, gas, a necklace, fire, the evil flying balls of death, a vase, a spade, a hatchet, a drill, and chainsaws.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Hooded midget infestation!
• A priest stabbing my dead husband would freak me out too.
• Never let a hooded midget do a man's job.
• A herse makes a bad-ass getaway vehicle!