Phantasm IV: Oblivion

Reggie and Mike are on the trail of the Tall Man. Yes, again. And that's the problem. These movies don't really go anyplace. I mean I find them entertaining, but the plot never really changes. And there is never a clear cut ending. Every ending leaves us hanging! It gets a little irritating. I always dig Reggie's taste in women and his four barrel shotgun he uses. And the Tall Man is always creey as hell to watch. I just think it's time to end this series. Give us a real ending, please! 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Reggie: Our favorite ex ice cream truck driver returns and he still has a thing for women in distress. Kicks some Tall Man ass.
• Mike: Half machine, half human friend of Reggies. He's out to destroy the Tall Man. Has part of h
• Jody: Mike's bro who was put into one of the floating balls. He now is looking for Mike... but for what reason?
• Jennifer: Stranded woman, who Reggie picks up. Sadly, ber breasts are dug out by 2 of those damn balls. So yeah, she's dead.
• The Tall Man: Evil old bastard who is also looking for Mike. Blown up, but you now that didn't kill him...

The Totals:

• Body Count: 3, and lots of hooded midgets.
• Weapons Used: A gun, a night stick, a flare, rocks, a sledge hammer, a tuning fork, and a knife.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Talk about cruise control!
• Weomen must have a thing for older balding ice ceam truck drivers.
• Those have to be fake.
• Be suspicious of breasts that move on their own.