Pieces

A young boy butchers his mother when she finds his porn. Forty years later, he stalks and dismembers young girls on a campus. This movie was actually kinda cool. It was cheesy, but it has some really nice death sceens. I likeed the chainsaw attacks... and the fact most of the victims were topless. Decent characters and an ok story. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Kendall: Stud on campus for reason unseen. Becomes a bitchboy for the cops.
• Mary: Tennis plyaer/journalist/cop. Sent undercover into the school to find teh killer, but spents most of her time flirting and playing tennis.
• Lieutenant Bracken & Sergeant Holden: The cops assigned to the case. The best idea they had was to send a tennis player and a student to find the killer for them.
• Dean: Trys to keep the whole students getting butchered thing quite. Shot in the head.
• Professor Arthur Brown: Oddball teacher at the school who is a suspect.
• Suzie: Fellow tennis player who get's sawed in half.
• Willard: Huge janitor/groundskeeper. Also a suspect.
• Betsy: Horny girl who gets stabbed in the head.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: An axe, a chainsaw, a pool net, a 2x4, a knife, and a gun.
• Breast Shots: 4, counting a puzzle.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Mirrors destroyed by a woman on a skateboard: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Tey make jigsaw puzzles with naked women on them?!
• Never stand between a boy and his porn.
• That is the reason you don't see women on skateboards.
• Tennis is the most boreing sport ever,
• Waterbeds are deathtraps.