Pigs

Killer pigs? Hey, it worked in Hannibal I guess. A mental patient escapes and finds refuge by living and working at a local diner. Little does she know that the owner feeds people to his pigs. The quality of the film was very poor, and it was hard to see what was going on sometimes. There wasn't a whole lot of gore or deaths. Very skippable. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Lynn: Mental patient who escaped and is now hinding out in a local diner. Oh yeah, she also flips out and kills people.
• Zambrini: Owns the local diner where Lynn works/lives. He's also a terrible liar and feeds people to his pigs. Gets stabbed.
• Dan: The sheriff. Pity this town.
• Ben: Sleezeball that gets a little 'too fresh' with Lynn. Sliced up real nice with a razor.
• Mrs. Macy & Anette: Elderly neighbors of Zambrini who spend a lot of time in the dark and fear the pigs.
• Jess: Sent from the mental hospital to find Lynn. He finds her all right! stabbed.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: Knives and a razor.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Dead people have no civil rights.
• Pig grunts are really annoying.
• Pay phones can be found o random telephone poles on the countryside.
• This chic is friggin nuts!
• What part of the face is lipstick for again?