Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil

A small group of teens decide to skip the prom and go to a secluded cabin for their own party. Then a killer priest shows up and dispatches most of them. So there is no prom in Prom Night 4. And this has nothing to do with any of the other movies from the series. So my question is 'what the hell?' Not that great of a movie either. Very skipable, and I suggest you do so. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Meagan: The vigin of the flick who has to deal with a murderous priest on the night she decides to get laid.
• Father Jonas: Killer priest who kills teens that have sex.
• Mark: Meagan's man who falls from the roof AND gets stabbed.
• Laura: A Madonna look-alike and I suspect that she's bisexual. Killed.
• Jeff: Laura's man and a mooner. Head squeezed.
• Father Colin: New priest in charge of making sure that the killer priest does not escape. He sucks and dies.
• Lisa & Brad: Couple who have sex and die early on. Sliced with a really sharp cross.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A cross, a whip, pillows, a cord, glass, a gun, bug spray, fire, and a shovel.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2
• Dead priests: 3
• Pop-up bodies: 4

Things I Learned About Priests:

• they have their own judicial system.
• They must be taught assassination techniques in monasteries..
• They are repeled by bug spray.
• They are highly flamable and explosive.