Psycho Cop

As cheesy as they come. It's one of theose movies where the killer spouts off numerous one-liners that are really terrible, but funny. And to make things even better (or worst, depending on your perspective) is the killer slightly resembled Tom Arnold! That took every bit of scariness right out of it. The forest setting gave the movie a Friday the 13th kind of vibe. But what was the deal with those people alway looseing their crap? They spend half the movie looking for their stuff! The bottom line is this is a fun movie to watch, but nothing great. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Laura: One of the only intelligent people in the whole movie. This gal needs a tan.
• Doug: The typical good guy type. Gets knocked out a lot.
• Officer Joe Vickers: Cop who is into devil worship, and cheesy one-liners. Shot and impaled.
• Eric: Stupid wimpy guy who has a thing about haveing sex in the woods. Electrocuted.
• Sarah: Bitch girl who refuses to believe that anything strange is going on. Death by stabbing.
• Zack: Practical joker. These guys are always the first to go. Nightstick down the throat.
• Julie: Blone bimbo who is very possesive about her brush. Ran down by the Psycho Cop.
• Barbara & Greg: Lost motorists who get killed early on.
• Caretaker: Gaurds the vacation house. Asks the Psycho Cop for his axe back, and he gets it... right in the head.

The Totals

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: An axe, a night stick, a car, a gun, and a stick.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Times car are unable to start: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Let's see... run to safety... or mess with the killer's radio...hummm....
• People choping trees is scary to some people.
• Women bathe together.
• When looking for a ost toothbrush, always look in the garden.
• Exploding soup!
• Gently bumping into a branch with your car will kill the engine.