Puppet Master 5

If you take out the flashbacks, the psychic/hospital scenes, and the demonic doll preparation, you have about half an hour of actual movie. There couldn't have been much time spent in comeing up with the plot and story for this movie. Just add a couple of thugs, and you have Part 4 all over again. Boreing. It's always cool seeing the puppets, but once that novelty wears off, it's all downhill. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Rick: The dude from the first movie.
• Suzie: Ricks gal.
• Laurence: Company man who's after the robots. A very indecicive guy. Tourched by the puppets and falls down an elevator shaft.
• Tom: Nerdy thug. Chomped by the demon puppet.
• Jason: Black thug. Also chomped.
• Scott: Redneck thug. Nailed in the nuts with a meat tenderizer, and then munched on.
• Lauren: Psychic from the first movie. Her entire job in this movie is to have bad dreams, and take up time.

The Totals

• Body Count: 4
• Weapons Used: Puppets, a rolling pin, a meat tenderizer, fire, and a blunt object.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• If he hasn't been charged yet, then why is he in the orange jumpsuit?
• Doors to evidence rooms are left wide open.
• When chased by demon puppets, you shouldn't trip and roll around on the floor for 10 seconds while the puppet catches up with you.