Ravenous

A small group of soilders at a remote staton have been infiltrated by a cannibal. I think that the fact that it was set in the 1800's helped a lot. A pretty cool movie with ample gore and kills. You don't want to watch this movie if you have a weak stomach. It also had great acting and casting was great. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Boyd: A war hero who is part coward. Banished to a remote station where he stumbles onto a cannibal.
• Colonel Ives: The cannibal who turn's teh soilders into a midnight snack. Dies in a bear trap.
• Hart: Overweight officer who turns into a cannibal himself. He also likes to quote Ben Franklin. Throat slit.
• Knox: A drunk officer who gets decapitated.
• Cleaves: Works at the station as a repairman or something, who likes to smoke... something. Killed by methods unknown.
• Toffler: Religous man of the group, who gets guted alive.
• Reich: Blonde soilder boy who gets impaled on a knife and falls to his death.
• George: Indian tracker guy. Gets shot and dies.
• Martha: George's sister, who actually survives the whole cannibal thing.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 12, plus a war.
• Weapons Used: Guns, a knife, a hatchet, a sword, a dagger, a log, a pitchfork, a cleaver, and a huge bear trap.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Man if that's the Ugly Tree he's falling out of, he's in big trouble!
• Cannibals like to quote Ben Franklin.
• It's hard to make friends when you eat them.