Redneck Zombies

Why, why, why WHY? Why the hell did I rent this? Every time I watch a Troma film, I swear it's my last, but it never is. For some reason, I'm powerless to against them! Redneck Zombies was done with poor quality film, bad acting, and with stupid puns and jokes. This uninteresting tale is about hillbillies who drink radioactive waste and turn into zombies. At one point, the even sink as low as to spoofing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Another thing I hated about this movie was the zombie transformation scenes where they falshed neon lights around, like they were tripping on acid or something. Toward the end of the movie, I was actually getting pissed off because the female lead kept kiling off the zombies, rather than dieing and ending this crap. 1/2 out of 5.

Characters

• Lisa: Woman. who despite my best wishes, lives.
• Wilbur: The leader of the camping trip. Eaten.
• Andy: The only guy in the movie who is not a complete idiot. Killed, of course.
• Bob: Paranoid guy who goes nuts, and gets REALLLLLY annoying. Chomped.
• Sally & Theresa: Two girls who wander off and die very easily.
• The Alcoholic: I'm not sure that he has a name or any lines. Chomped.
• A Bunch of Stupid Rednecks: Trip off of the toxic waste and turn into zombies.

The Totals

• Body Count: 21
• Weapons Used: A razor, moon shine, deoderant, a gun, a bottle, a mouse trap, hot water, a hammer, a machete, and a spoon.
• Random Breast Shot: 1, in a fetish video.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Mental patients are allowed to smoke.
• Washing machines can be used to wash children.
• Seagulls are common in redneck county.
• Where is that music coming from?
• When you get bitten by a zombie, your t-shirt changes.
• Never let the crazy guy do the autopsy.