Resident Evil

I've played all of the games in the series, so maybe I'm a little biased. I think they made the movie so that everyone could enjoy it, and not just those who have played the games. In my opinion the whole story was nothing like the game, but they had a great atmosphere in a lot of the scenes. I really dug the mansion scenes for that reason. Marlyn Mason also composed the music and dig a great job with it. Over all, this wasn't as action-packed as I thought I was going to be, but it was still very entertaining. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Alice: Secret agent who works to bring down the Umbrella Corporation. Marry me... please.
• Matt: Also wants to take down Umbrella. Gets infected at the end.
• Rain: Kick-ass commando chic. Gets bitten and turns into a zombie.
• Spencer: Alice's 'husband' of sorts. Infects hundreds of people with the killer virus. CHOMPED!
• Chad: Computer commando guy. Makes a dramatic re-appearance, but dies anyway.
• James: Captain of the squad. Sliced into timy cubes by cool lasers.
• Red Queen: The computer program that runs The Hive. She looks like a little evil British chic.
• J.D: Random commando guy that gets comped.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8. Plus the entire Hive.
• Weapons Used: Lasers, guns, gas, a paper wieght, an axe, and pipes.
• Breast Shots: 1. Don't blink!
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• The fire drill from Hell!
• Never ever stick your head out of a moving elevator.
• Little British girls are EVIL!!
• Bad doggie! Bad!
• Hospitals issue flimsy sheets of paper instead of gowns to the really hot patients.
• Who needs a high access level security card when you have a needle?