Return of the Living Dead

This movie rocked! it's what all other zombie movies want to be when they grow up. This movie had it all; gore, humor, cool music, good directing, a good story, intresting characters, and the mood was set very well. Basically, a couple of guys in a warehouse accidently unleash a chemicl that brings dead things back to life. So the cemetary next door becomes very busy and the inhabitants start eating people. in the end, they all get bombed. I like how they break through the door of the cemetary that reads 'No Future" on it. A great omen. I really like the little things, like when the dead dogs and butterflys came back to life. Very cool stuff. 5 out of 5.

Characters

• Freddy: Works at some sort of warehouse that houses biological stuff.
• Frank: Works at the warehouse too.
• Burt:: Owns the warehouse. Nuked.
• Ernie: Mortician. Not a good business to be in, in a movie like this. Nuked.
• Tina: Freddy's girlfriend. Nuked.
• Spider: Gang member. Nuked.
• Suicide: Punk with some major attitude problems. Eaten
• Trash: Spontaniously rips off her clothes and dances. My kind of gal. Chomped.
• Casey: Big rainbow hair. Nuked
• Chuck: Big-nosed dork. Nuked
• Col Glover: In charge of locating lost chemicals.
• Scuz: Gang member. Eaten.

The Totals

• Body Count: 18. Plus dozens of cops and 4,000 civilians.
• Weapons Used: A crutch, a saw, a pick, fire, a paint can, a pistol, acid, a sledge hammer, and a nuclear weapon.
• Random Breast Shot: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts

• Why don't any girls I know randomly strip naked and dance?
• Zombies rock!
• Favorite Quote: "Send more parametics." - A zombie
• They bombed Kentuky! Woo-hoo!