Revenge of the Dead

I'm almost ashamed to say I didn't follow everything in this movie. People keep appearing and disappearing throughout it. There also seemed to be some scenes that had no real purpose, but maybe this flick was just too deep (cough cough) for me. I have a few problems with this film. First, lets start with the title, Revenge of the Dead. There was no revenge to be had! Second, the cover shows multiple zombies ripping the streets apart. There were a total of TWO zombies in the movie, and neither looked that menacing. Now, the plot. I'll break it down as simple as I can. Basically, this preist decides to undergo some sort of ritual that makes him rise from the dead on a daily basis and raise havock. Think Pet Semeary, only really long and boreing. 1 out of 5.

Characters

• Stefano: Writer that stumbles on to the international zombie-priest conspiracy!
• Alessandra: Freak wife of Stefano. Dies by methods unknown, but comes back as... A ZOMBIE! DUN DUN DUN!
• Luigi Costa: Ex-Priest that allows himself to become a zombie... or something like that.
• Inspector Dupois: Stefano's friend. Seems kinda suspicious, but then he disappears after he dies in an accident.
• Gabriela: Psychic girl. I THINK she reappears as an adult later on in the movie, and is killed via stabbing.
• Dr. Meyer: Investigats the zombie thing. Dies.
• Don Mario: Another priest who investigates the zombie mystery. Dies.
• Benni: Old man who helps Stefano. Strangled.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A knife.... and I guess that's it.
• Random Breast Shot: 0. Although we are teased several times.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Total number of Zombies: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Where do these people get their sunglasses?!
• Beer can buy information.
• Zombies like to enter rooms through the floor.