Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare

A band decides to go to a secluded farmhouse to practice their latest hits. Then, one by one they are all pulled aside and killed by some kind of demon. This movie blew chunks! The demon puppets they used looks like a walking penis with hair. Plus there's this stupid ass twist at the end that made no sence. No gore. Bad acting. Bad story. Unlikeable characters. Eighties music. All this spells bad movie. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Tony: Big haired lead singer of the band, who turns out to be some kind of supernatural bounty hunter, or some strange shit like that.
• Randy: Tony's horny chic.
• Stig: The kind of guy that says 'dude' a lot, and is terrible in bed. Face crushed.
• Dee Dee: Plays keyboard for the band. Follows a myserious kid into a barn and is slashed up by him.
• Roger & Mary: Newlywed couple who gets pulled offscreen and presumed dead.
• Max: Hooks up with Dee Dee and also folows the kid into the barn and is slashed up.
• Lou Anne: Bitch of the movie. Was being felt up by a demon the last time we saw her, so she's presumed dead.
• Cindy: Leader of the groupies who is presumed dead.
• Bill: Manager, who is killed early on.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 14
• Weapons Used: Uh... bad effects and ugly puppets.
• Breast Shots: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 4
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Bad concerts: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Canada is the happening place for music, movies and the arts.
• Is that a major highway behind that 'secluded' farmhouse?
• Demons are good in the sack.
• What the fuck?!