R.S.V.P.

A college student decides to hold a party and tries to pick off as many of the guests as possible to be the most sucessful serial killer of his time. As boring of a plot as it sounds, I actually really enjoyed this flick. I liked the atmosphere and teh acting really helped create it. And for the most part the dialogue was pretty interesting. The death scenes could have used a little more gore, but they were at least creative. 4 out of 5.

Characters

• Nick: College student who is really into serial killers. Invites a bunch of his friends over and kills them one-by-one. Falls to his death onto a car.
• Jordan: Nick's ex-girlfriend and general hottie.
• Terry: Stoner friend who ran the New York Marathon in four hours. Lives.
• Hal: Nicks' best friend and teacher who is obcessed with serial killers. Gets cut and eventually impaled with a broken bong.
• Jimmy: Jordan's new man who the party is being held for. Little does anyone know that he's already dead and shoved in a locked trunk in the same room as the party. Suffocated.
• Callie: Nick's neighbor who crashes the party. Gets beaten with a pot and then drowned in a pot of boiling water.
• Skyles: General asshole of the party who tries to pick fights. Gets strangled with a guitar string.
• Leigh: Jimmy's sister who shows up at the party and gets her neck snapped.
• Cricket: Asian chic who gets a nail to the head.
• Garrett: Cricket's man who also get nailed in the head.
• Walter: Jimmy's uncle who get's pretty drunk before getting beaten with a cane and kicked down the elevator shaft.
• Mary: Walter's wife who reads Tarrot cards. Also beaten with a cane.

The Totals

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: A knife, a cane, a nailgun, a guitar string, poison, a pot, boiling water, a counter top, a scalple, a car, a broken bong, a phone, plastic and a gun.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Pop up bodies: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Mimes should be target for serial killers.
• Disco Bathroom!
• Cell phones give brain cancer.
• Stoner to the rescue!