Rush Week

Girls are disappearing on campus, and it's up to the campus reporter to figure out who the killer is. The missing girls all pose topless and recieve one hundred dollar bills marked with a red axe. A so-so college slasher flick. It would have been better if there had been less off screen kills and more gore. It had plenty of T&A in it and an ok storyline. Bottom line is this movie isn't anything exceptional. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Toni: Reporter for the campus newspaper who discovers several co-eds are missing
• Jeff: The leader of the faternity house and has a thing for Toni. Oh yeah, and he's one of the suspected killers.
• Dean Grail: Dean of the college and has some deep emotional problems dealing with his daughters murder. Decapitated.
• Byron: Jeff's best friend, and the blonde version of Carrot Top.
• Jonelle: Friend of Toni. Thats the only funtion she serves in this movie. She doesn't even die! What nerve.
• Arnold: Creepy cafeteria worker, and photographer that takes nude pictures of all the girls right before the get axed. He's also a suspect until he gets killed.
• Harvan: Leader of the snobby faternity and a terrible practical joker.
• Alma: Hippie chic who also doubles as a prostitute for the frat house. Axed.
• Rebecca: College girl who posses for the nudie pictures and gets axed.
• Julie: Girl who is killed early on. You know if you get naked in the first five minuets, you have no chance of living.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: An axe, a pipe, and a fire poker.
• Breast Shots: 5. (Thank you!)
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Faternities raise money through prostitution.
• Never accept money with weapons drawn on it.
• Women who pose nude will never win any Olymipic medals, especially for running.
• Dueling axes!