Sasquatch (2002)

A search party travels into the woods to look for survivors of a plane crash and find a pissed off Sasquatch instead. Now I know this sounds pretty interesting, but I assure you it's not. This is a very slow-paced flick with only two real death scenes. The creature looked decent the one time we saw it and the video montage filmed by the doomed crash survivors was pretty cool. Lance Henriksen is always good in these type of flicks, and he had the lead. Still with all of this it only earned itself a 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Harlan: Rich company owner who leads a search party into the mountains to search for his daughter who's plane crashed there. Finds a very pissed off Big Foot instead.
• Marla: Blond woman who is sent along on the trip to investigate Harlan. Ends up blackmailing him and then gets killed by Sasquatch.
• Clayton: One of two trackers hired for the mission. He's the smarter one.
• Winston: The original leader of the expedition who gets fired along the way because he's a dumb son of a bitch. First of the group to be killed.
• Plazz: The tech guy brought along to do his thing with the computers on the plane. Believes in mythical creatures... like... oh... Sasquatch?
• Nikki: Another woman that travels along. I think she's a reporter. Totally usless character.
• Tara: Harlan's daughter who is missing. Leaves a diary Blair Witch style and corpse found later.

The Totals

• Body Count: 3, plus several more off screen.
• Weapons Used: Guns, a flaregun, a rock, a torch and a log.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Scenes with Sasquatch-o-vision: 9

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Makeing Big Foot's friend roadkill with your plane is a fatal mistake.
• Big Foot strongly dislikes modern technology.