Scarecrows

I think this movie would have been a lot better if they had actually spent some time and creativity in the death scenes. They were all cookie-cutter deaths. They were all lead away from the group and stabbed with that knife-thing. Plus they were well-armed military personel, but were afraid of 3 scarecrows? Did anyone ever think to use, um I don't know, FIRE? You might want to avaoid this movie unless you really dig the whole killer scarcrow idea. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Kellie: Chic who was with her father when his plane was hijacked by military bank robbers.
• Curry: The leader of the bank robbers. He kinda loses it toward the end. I gues watching scarecrows butcher your friends might do that to ya. Killed.
• Corbin: A bald-headed robber who actually turns out to be a pretty nice guy. Dies while taking out a modified scarecrow with a grenade.
• Roxanne: The chic bank robber. Follows a bloody trail of money tinto the woods. Idiot. Killed.
• Jack: Slow witted bank robber who keeps playing his damn harmonica! DIE!
• Bert: Traitor bank robber who decides the best place to escape is a corn feild in the middle of nowhere. Killed and stuffed with bills.
• Al: Kellie's father. He was the piolet. He dies. Thats about all we know about him.
• The Scarecrows: A territorial family of homicidal bags of straw.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: Guns, a knife, barbed wire, a rusty saw, and a pitchfork.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Cars unable to start: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Gernades take like 30 seconds to explode.
• Oh, shut up about your damn harmonica already!
• Military people have really bad aim.
• Never follow a trail of money into the dark woods. Especially alone and weaponless.
• Setting off a grenade in a plane with not hurt the plane in any way.