Scarecrow Slayer (2003)

Another soul gets uscked into a scarecrow and kills people. The first one was pretty terrible, but it comes nowhere to the level that this one did. Bad effects, worse than terrible acting, and bad video production made this the worse movie of the year easily. Some bad movies are fun to sit through just for the fact you can laugh at it, but this one didn't even give us that benefit. Skip it... please. 1 out of 5.

Characters

• Mary: Chick who is dealing with her boyfriend becoming a homicidal scarecrow. And if that wasn't bad enough... he's a frat guy.
• Dave: The poor bastard that gets shot and turned into the killer bag of straw. Blown up at the end with a rocket launcher. Yeah.
• Karl: Dave's best friend who gets jealous that he loves his girlfriend more than him. Tries to help him kill and eventual;ly turns into a scarecrow himself. Shredded.
• Gavin: Frat guy who is like a Marine in training or something. Attempts to fight the scarecrow but gets his head squashed for his troubles.
• Sheila: Gavin's girl, and the dumb blond type. Gets smashed by the scarecrow.
• Judy: Mary's best friend who has the most annoying laugh I've ever heard. Freaks out after seeing the scarecrow and eventually lets him kill her. I still don't fully understand that whole scene.
• Caleb: (Tony Todd) This guy must really be slipping. He once played the Candyman and now he's playing some crackhead farmer who get's killed by a scarecrow. How sad.

The Totals

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: A pitchfork, guns, a car, a door, electricity, a shredder, and a rocket launcher.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Thunderstorms: 4
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• There is quicksand in cornfeilds.
• Being attacked by a killer scarecrow is a 'Code 3.'
• Hospital vents are not bolted on.