Scream (1985)

No. This is not the 1996 Wes Craven 'Scream.' This is much worse. This is about a group of rafters who come across a ghosttown and soon get killed one by one. The writing for this movie was terrible and a lot of the characters were underdeveloped. The death scenes were average, but the body count was much to shallow for all the idiots that were there. Skip this one. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Bob: Talks a lot. Gets stabbed in the head.
• Allen: Business man who is the first to go. Hung from a barn.
• Ross: Allen's business partner who get's killed on a beer run.
• Rudy: The cowboy type. Doesn't do much.
• Jerry: Dirt biker guy who gets killed... somehow.
• Andy: Falls and gets decapitated.
• Lou: Chubby idiot guy. So should have died.
• papa: Old dude who gets chopped while snopping around... in the dark... by himself... with a killer on the prowel.
• A bunch of other characters: Due to poor writing, they never developed names or personalities. Most lived.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A rope, a cleaver, a door, a sythe, an axe, and a rifle.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Why is it the idiot is always the one to see the killer?
• Why do these people insist on wandering off by themselves with a known killer on the loose?
• What the hell is going on?
• O......K.