Seedpeople (1992)

A scientist returns home to invetigate meteors that have been found. Soon he discovers that they are not meteors but seeds who turn people into seedpeople! DUN DUN DUN! But actually for a Full Moon movie, this wasn't too bad. The characters were decent and the story had a nice flow. However the creatures looked kinda like retarder Critters. No real gore to speak of either. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Tom: Returns to his home town in search of meteorites, only to find giant seedmonsters instead. And I thought my high school reunion was bad!
• Heidi: Tom's old flame who runs the local inn. Comes off as kinda moody most of the time. Seeded.
• Brad: Deputy sheriff of the town and Tom's old rival. Also seeded.
• Doc: Alcoholic old doctor who is one of the first to discover the secret of the seeds. Protects himself by wearing a suit made of florecent light. Fried by electricity.
• Kim: Little girl who carries a video camera to capture the seedpeople on film for proof. Seeded.
• Frank: Farmer who is the first to be seeded.
• Mrs. Santiago: The household maid in Kim's house who is a seedmonster. Good help is so hard to find.
• Ed: Grumpy farmer who also gets seeded.
• Thurman: Discovers one of the first seeds and is later ran over.
• Burt: Another idiot farmer who gets killed buy the bugs.
• Deputy Fraser: The other cop in town who gets killed by the seedmonsters.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 12
• Weapons Used: Seed goo, seeds, a shovel, herbicide, a hatchet, a flare, gas and a rock.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• It's impossible to cross a bridge if there's a sign saying that it's closed.
• College teaches you how to disarm a man with a gun.
• Herbicide is stronger than five tons of monkey urine.
• A halo of florecent light will protect you from seedmonsters.
• People jogging on foot can keep up with a truck.