Shark Attack 2

Shark Attack 2. Sounds like a FOX special doesn't it? It might as well have been. This flick was about a slightly mutated shark that terorizes a small coastal town, then gets cought. Then escapes. Then comes hack with friends. Then they all get blown up. End of movie. There was only one character that was remotely interesting in this movie, and the rest are as bland as a rice cake. Not once was I scared, or had any concern for any of the characters in the movie. And the shark looked fake as hell. I could make a better shark out of papier-mâché. And you want to know the REALLY sad thing? I bought this movie. (bangs head on desk) It was on sale! 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Dr. Nick: Fish guy who helps capture the vicious shark... a couple of times.
• Samantha: Dosen't this chic have a job?! Spends her days trying to hunt and kill the shark that killed her sister.
• Roy Bishop: Famous TV personality who hunts animals. Kinda cocky, but turns into a good guy towards the end.
• Michael: Water World Owner. Asshole, who doesn't even get eaten!
• Norton: Nick's Lab Assistant who is crippled.
• Tom: Works on a fishing boat. Slightly chomped.
• Mark: Tom's brother, who also works on the boat. Fully chomped.
• Kenney: Shark keeper guy. He's told to feed the shark, and I guesshe thought that they meant to feed himself to the shark.
• Amy: Samantha's sister who us chomped early on while scuba diving.
• Cape Town Mayor: He's so important he doesn't even have a name.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A knife, a gun, surf boards, a wave runner, and explosives.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Sharks do not like the taste of surf boards.
• Shark nets are not actually built to keep sharks out.
• Surfers are convenient snake food.
• Never give a good luck charm away before doing something stupid and dangerous.