Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)

A giant shark is swallowing people (and boats) whole off the coast of a Mexican resort, and it's up to the local patrol gaurd to stop it. I'm gonna get right to it, this is a terrible movie. But it's laughable terrible. By that I mean that even though everything about it sucks, it keeps you entertained for it's comedic value alone. The graphics for the shark (see pic) was the best part. Hilarious. Not to mention the pickup line our hero used which has become known to the people who have watched it as 'THE LINE.' I'm giving it a little credit because it did have me laughing for about an hour. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Ben: Patrol for the beach of a resort in Mexico. Discovers he has a shark problem on his hands, so armed with a bad pick up line and a little yellow submarine (save the joke) he goes to hunt them down.
• Cataline: Shark expert who is out to capture the shark. Quickly discovered that this is not going to happen.
• Chuck: Old dude who piolets the little yellow submarine and is a friend of Ben's.
• Esai 'Sy': Ben's best friend and partner who gets swallowed whole while still in his boat.
• Ramirez: The evil coorporate guy who is trying to cover up the giant shark thing. Drives his jet ski right into it's mouth as he's trying to escape.

The Totals

• Body Count: 17
• Weapons Used: A gun, a spear, gernades, a crossbow, and a torpedo.
• Breast Shots: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• The 'Navy way' means to carry a spare.
• Sharks growl.
• There's just something to funny about a shark pulling a parasailor.
• Dogs are smarter than humans.
• Tiny exploration submarines have torpedo bay.
• T\Mini subs can let people out without letting any water in.
• Torpedos have a countdown digital display telling you when they will explode.