Silent Night, Bloody Night

The city council of a small town wants a certain house destroyed for some reason, but first they have to buy it from the owner. The owner comes to town to sell, and one by one, the council members are chopped up. Most of the death scenes are really bland, and there is virtually no gore. There is an interesting twist towards the end, and this movie is worth one good watch for hardcore horror fans. It's just not really exciting. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jeffrey: Owns the old house, and suspected killer. Gets shot.
• Diane: The mayor's daughter, who must have been really bored.
• Charlie: Mute old dude. He must be blind to, because he walked right in front of a moving car.
• Mayor Adams: Like any good mayor, he's involved in the cover-up. Shot by Jeffery.
• Tess: Old lady on the council who has a lot of birds. Chopped with an axe.
• John: Jeffery's lawyer who gets chopped with an axe.
• Sheriff Bill: Beaten and chopped with a shovel.
• Ingrid: Hot chic who needed to get naked sooo bad, but she got chopped before she could.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 16
• Weapons Used: Fire, a knife, an axe, a shovel, a wine glass, and guns.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• You're on fire. Stop, drop, and roll you idiot.
• Cars piss off axe murders.
• Thats why you're suppose to look both ways before you cross the street.
• Orange fuzzy flashbacks shouldn't last this long.
• Freeing mental patients and giving them garden tools is a bad bad bad idea.